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[the_instigators]

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION.

It has been brought to my attention (again!) that my birthday is in FOUR DAYS. THURSDAY, PEOPLE! That's coming up so quickly!

I expect lots of festivities and birthday presents, I WARN YOU NOW!

START PREPARING!

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[mp-james.livejournal.com]

I WILL ENDEAVOR TO SURPRISE YOU WITH A GIFT OF UNBELIEVABLE BRILLIANCE.

Like a sock. One. Because a pair of socks is just boring. Dad got a sock for a present once, he said. Very handy, he called it.

[the-instigators.livejournal.com]

YOUR IDEAS OF UNBELIEVABLE BRILLIANCE ARE SOMETIMES A BIT IN LACKING, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO, DEAR JAMESIES.

...how is a sock a handy present? I want your father to explain that to me!

[mp-james.livejournal.com]

BLASPHEMY. ALL MY IDEAS OF UNBELIEVABLE BRILLIANCE ARE JUST THAT -- UNBELIEVABLE.

...because... er... Merlin blessed all socks everywhere before he died. As his final gift to the wizarding world. All great wizards wear socks now.

[the-instigators.livejournal.com]

I'M RATHER CERTAIN EVERY BIT OF THAT IS A LIE, JAMES POTTER. EVERY. SINGLE. BIT.

YOU'VE A LOT TO LIVE UP TO, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[mp-james.livejournal.com]

I've gone off to smother myself with my pillow... best mates don't call best mates liars!

And to order spark-plugs for your birthday. I've heard from a reliable source that they're extremely interesting.

[the-instigators.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, but they do, dear Jamesiekins, I still am not believing you in that entire Lethifold ideal! AS I SAID, Mum said you're lying out your--well, she didn't say exactly that but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BUT THE POINT IS, I've called you a liar before and you know as well as I do that it will rightly continue! ♥

Spark plugs? What? Where did you even hear of them...?

[mp-james.livejournal.com]

Merlin told me about them. And now... I cannot say more! I'm sworn to secrecy.